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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
(Source: samljackson)
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
(Source: jillypooh)
Was at Lake Ariel today with my uncles and aunt
(Source: fullmetal-ass-crack)
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
Questionable Outcome: I'm in a scandalous situation... Time to listen to some music.
Stick with us, throw your morals out the door
You aren’t in the land of the river and the lake no more
Makeshift schemes, we’ve got plenty here for you
Lock away your dreams and throw away the keyYou’ve been stuck in the middle of patience and animosity
With a lust for solidity, and a…
Rule 79 → Solar System = Not important.
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